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Salary Negotiation Letter Generator

Generate an increasingly unhinged salary negotiation letter. Starts professional. Ends with threats.

Salary Negotiation April Fools Fun Letter

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Standard. Dignified. Probably won't work. Confident. Slightly threatening. Plausibly deniable. The folder has been opened. They will never find the bodies. (Metaphorically.)

How it works: Fill in your details and choose an escalation level. The letter updates instantly. Levels 1–2 are safe to send. Level 3 is a conversation starter. Level 4 is a cry for help.
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For entertainment purposes. Probably don't send Level 3 or 4.

Salary Negotiation Letter Generator

Enter your name, current salary, and desired salary. Get a formally-worded negotiation letter that starts reasonable and progressively loses the plot.

Four escalation levels. Copy to clipboard. No AI involved — just pure, pre-written unhinged energy.

Built for April Fools. Possibly useful in real life.

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