Startup Pitch Roulette
Spin up a workplace startup idea by combining hiring pain, overbuilt solutions, and dubious monetisation from Seed Round to Unicorn.
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Spin the workplace startup wheel.
Every spin mashes together a recruiting problem, an overbuilt solution, and a monetisation plan that should never survive due diligence.
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Built to look sincere enough that someone will ask for the deck.
Startup Pitch Roulette
Generate a one-line startup pitch that sounds like it escaped from a founder's LinkedIn post.
Each spin combines three ingredients:
- a workplace or hiring problem
- a wildly overengineered solution
- a business model nobody asked for
Modes
- Seed Round: almost plausible
- Series A: visibly overfunded
- Unicorn: fully detached from reality
What you get
- a one-sentence pitch
- a fake valuation
- a fake investor quote
- LinkedIn-ready launch copy
- an optional "Would you fund this?" poll block
Everything runs in the browser. Shared URLs use a seed so the same ridiculous idea can be reproduced exactly.