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Website Roast

50 checks for tool #50. Enter any URL and get a brutal-but-beautiful report card with a score out of 1000, letter grade, and sharp roast commentary.

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Website Roast

50 checks for tool #50. Enter any URL and get a brutally honest report card.

Enter a URL above to roast a website across 50 dimensions.

Website Roast — 50 Checks for Tool #50

Enter any URL and get an instant, brutally honest report card grading your website across 50 dimensions:

  • First Impressions — title, meta, favicon, Open Graph
  • Speed Signals — scripts, stylesheets, images, page weight
  • SEO Fundamentals — headings, canonical, structured data
  • Security Posture — HTTPS, HSTS, CSP, security headers
  • AI Readiness — semantic HTML, structured data, heading hierarchy
  • Modern Web — viewport, responsive images, charset, deprecated tags
  • Trust & Credibility — privacy, terms, contact, social links
  • Tech Debt Signals — jQuery, inline handlers, HTML comments

How it works

  1. Enter a URL — the page is fetched server-side (bypasses CORS)
  2. All 50 checks run instantly in your browser
  3. Get a score out of 1000, a letter grade (A+ to F), and a radar chart
  4. Every check includes a roast comment and a fix suggestion
  5. Share your score — challenge your friends to beat it

Why this tool?

This is tool #50 in the URLCV daily tools challenge. "50 checks for tool #50" — the narrative writes itself.

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