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Out-of-Office Generator (Unhinged Edition)

Generate out-of-office replies in three flavours: professional, passive-aggressive, and fully feral.

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Reason for absence
Pick your vibe
Tip: Click Shuffle for a different version in the same tone, or Generate all three to compare professional vs passive-aggressive vs feral side by side.

Out-of-Office Generator (Unhinged Edition)

Going on leave? Set your OOO like a professional… or don't. This tool generates out-of-office auto-replies in three escalating tones:

  • Professional — Clean, polished, HR-approved. The kind your manager would smile at.
  • Passive-aggressive — Technically fine. Emotionally devastating. Reads between the lines.
  • Feral — Unhinged. Chaotic. The OOO you wish you could set. Boundaries have left the chat.

How it works

  1. Enter your name, return date, and (optionally) a backup contact
  2. Pick a reason — holiday, sick, "mental health day", or the ever-popular "none of your business"
  3. Choose your vibe
  4. Hit generate — everything runs in your browser, no data sent anywhere

Use cases

  • Actually setting your OOO (the professional one, presumably)
  • Sending the passive-aggressive version to your group chat for laughs
  • Screenshots for social media content that absolutely slaps
  • Catharsis

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