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Easter Egg Hunt: Job Description Red Flags

Paste a job description and hunt for the Easter eggs hiding in corporate speak. Three levels of brutal honesty.

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Paste a job description. We'll find the Easter eggs.

Red flags hide in plain sight behind corporate speak. We scan for ~70 common phrases and crack them open so you can see what they really mean.

Brutality level

Paste a job description and hit Hunt for Eggs to start cracking.
Pro tip: Run your own JD through this before posting. If it lights up like a Christmas tree, your candidates are already laughing at it — they just aren't telling you.

Easter Egg Hunt: Job Description Red Flags

Paste any job description and we'll hunt for the Easter eggs — red flags hiding in plain sight behind corporate speak.

Every match is a colourful egg you can crack open to reveal the brutal translation. Three escalating modes control how savage the reveals get:

  • Sunny Side 🥚 — Light, cheeky. Safe to show your hiring manager.
  • Scrambled 🍳 — Pointed and funny. The LinkedIn screenshot sweet spot.
  • Hard Boiled 🔥 — Absolutely brutal. The translations you think but never say.

Use cases

  • Screening a JD before you post it — catch the cringe before candidates do
  • Checking a JD before you apply — know what you're walking into
  • Content creation — screenshot the results and watch LinkedIn lose it
  • Catharsis — sometimes you just need to see "fast-paced environment" get roasted

How it works

Everything runs in your browser. No data is sent anywhere. The detection engine uses pattern matching against ~70 common red-flag phrases found in real job descriptions.

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